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Jazzie
19
Happily Taken <3
Rochester, NY

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fannibleh:

uobyugit:

not my family bitch

why am i crying

fannibleh:

uobyugit:

not my family bitch

why am i crying

whythefuckareyouromeo:

OH MY GOD

SO I LIVE NEXT TO A VERY STRICT, VERY BIG, CHRISTIAN FAMILY AND ALL OUR WINDOWS ARE OPEN AND I JUST SCREAMED “JESUS FUCK” REALLY LOUD AND I HEARD 3 MORTIFIED GASPS FROM OUTSIDE IM CRYING

thesimsofficial:

Bob and Betty Newbie
May their marriage continue to fail in Sims 4.

thesimsofficial:

Bob and Betty Newbie

May their marriage continue to fail in Sims 4.

whimsicdoctor13:

algrenion:

chel-the-fabulous-asstec:

lalondes:

kevinprices:

lalondes:

if you sold all your eggs you would make $3.2 billion

your uterus is worth $3.2 billion

#and a nutsack is worth like $25 and half a pb&j

I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MEANS EVERY TIME YOU HAVE A PERIOD YOU LOSE $8,000???????????? TERRIBLE

Maybe that’s why we get so emotional

#this is it #we cracked it #the secret of periods

did you just make an egg pun

seienna:

sophisticated-ignoranceee:

I’ve been waiting so long to find this.

I’M CRYING